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So, to reassure you that you’re not alone, here are some awful online dating stories from the team Dattch girls.
Effi (Fis Forr.com)If you grow up in the middle of nowhere, you may think lesbians are mythical things like unicorns or fat free chocolate.
Anika It was the first date that I’d had since breaking up with my ex of over a year.
It was fair to say that I was looking for a light touch, some no-strings-attached bit of fun.
The girl, let’s just call her Crazy Bitch Face, messaged me saying that her stars had said that she was going to meet a redhead online which was why she was messaging me.
He was also bisexual and that’s why he was apparently totally cool with his wife being on a date with another girl.I decided that this was not appropriate etiquette so stayed for another drink.“I’ve also got all the names of my children. ”“Er.” *screams internally*Ami Her profile showed that she wasn’t really my type but her picture was hot enough that we moved things to real world phone numbers and actual names.The text banter was fun; our first date shrouded in mystery. She took me to an expensive, classy and exciting rooftop restaurant, which rather paled into insignificance as she continually fell over herself to tell me just how expensive, classy and exciting it was. She put on an accent when pronouncing the wine names. As if this behaviour hadn’t already cemented her in my mind as a demented show-pony, her final performance on the viewing gallery certainly did.We’ve heard a lot of success stories from the girls dating on Dattch but the stories that you remember, the ones you tell your friends are always the disaster ones.We love hearing tales of bad dates because quite honestly it makes us feel like we’re not the only ones having hideously embarrassing nights out with girls we met on the net.